This Blog got started for all of us parents to share the random moments anything from things they say to things they do that make us laugh. To me these are the joyous moments that instead of getting frustrated I can write and laugh. To also know I am not alone. So please email me to share your experiences along with pictures to

Monday, December 13, 2010


My 3 year old just told me that when her picture she was coloring was finished it would be DIVINE. Honestly what 3 year old talks like that :)

Tuesday, December 7, 2010


While at my grandma's house over the weekend I was sitting one of the small cousins as he was looking at scrapbooks.  He turns to his mom and says is this when Ben was blind.  His mom laughing says no his eyes are just closed.

Thursday, December 2, 2010


My 3 year old woke up this morning with sleepers in her eyes.  I wiped it out and she asked me what I was doing.  I told her you have a sleeper in your eye.  She got a really concerned look on her face and said, "no one sleep in my eye last night."

Precious Words

My 3 year old just told me, "mom I will never let you down"

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Baby Doll Clothes

Our 3 year old comes running into the kitchen holding a set of baby doll clothes and asked if I would put them on.  I told her no so she ran into her dad and asked the same thing.
I didn't hear her ask her dad and was in another room when I hear here come in and say mom look.
To my very shocking surprise she was wearing the baby dolls clothes. 
I was shocked they actually went on.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010


My 3 year old is not a very affectionate kid.  So my husbands goes in to tuck her into bed last night and for years she won't give him kisses (or at least they are very few).  My husband asked her if she doesn't like giving kisses.  She says I like giving them to mom.  He said but not me she continues with "no your kisses are prickly"

Monday, November 15, 2010

Christmas Stockings

I was pulling all of the Christmas decorations out of boxes with the help of my 3 year old.  It was time for the stockings I pulled them out and laid them on the floor.  I didn't think anything more until my 3 year old gets the most disgusting look on her face and says oh gross a few seconds later oooohhh gross with her little hand on her nose plugging it.  I said whats gross she pointed to the stockings.  I then explain how these socks were not gross they were for Santa to fill.  That was the end or at least I thought.  The next morning she came into the living room to examine the stockings.  With a look of disappointment she says they are still empty.  Wow what a kid then I had to explain he only fills them on Christmas Eve.  For now she was OK with that answer.

Saturday, November 13, 2010


My 3 year old comes running in to me with a squirt bottle in her hand and says about her older 7 year old sister.  "mom I think sis is going to have an attitude today, what should we do."

Thursday, October 28, 2010


My 7 year old daughter told my mom last night not to smell her smencil to much or she might get addicted.  I laughed so hard I bit my tongue.

Friday, October 22, 2010


My 3 year old just told me "mom I just ah choo'd on my arm"

Monday, October 18, 2010

Ear Plugs

Really the picture explains it all.  She found some bright color earplugs and as smart as she is figured out how they worked at least most of the way.  She got them in her ears but they are for sure in backwards.  I laughed so hard when I saw this.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

The Moon

I was outside with my 3 year old when she looks up in the sky and says, "mom what is that crescent shape in the sky."  First off what 3 year old in the world knows what a crescent shape is.  It caught me off guard luckily the moon was the only thing in the sky so I knew what she was pointing at. 

Thursday, September 9, 2010


I just so happened to walk into my oldest daughters room and to my very shocking surprise.  My 3 year old had just gone into her sisters room and pulled all of her clothes on hangers out of the closet.  She sorted them all into piles.  As far as I could tell shorts were in one pile, skirts in another, pants, dresses, and shirts all neatly sorted.  It was really hard to be mad when who in the world would have thought a 3 year old could do that.   

Monday, August 30, 2010

Best Of Both Worlds

Studdering Kitty

I got this emailed to me and thought it was so funny and wanted to share it with everyone.



A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students. She says, "Human beings are the only animals that stutter."

A little girl raises her hand. saying, "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well,'' she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

The teacher exclaimed, "That must've been scary,"

The little girl said, "It sure was. My kitty raised her back, went 'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before she could say 'Shit,' the Rottweiler ate her!"

The teacher had to leave the room.

Friday, August 20, 2010


My 3 year old just told me you can't wish for me I won't fit under your pillow.

Monday, August 16, 2010

So So So Romantic

My mom took my little girl over the weekend and as she was getting her ready to bring back to my house.  My little girl gets in the back seat of the car and starts talking to herself.  She is explaining "that it would be so awesome if she was buckled in the back seat where she was at and grandma buckled in the front seat driving and that would be so so so romantic."  She is 3 years old and how in the world does she even know that word. My mom was laughing so hard that she had to tell me the story when they got home. 

Monday, July 26, 2010


I kindly asked my 3 year old to pick up a farm set she was playing with and she told me, "You need to pick it up, I am just way too busy"

Thursday, July 15, 2010


My family is getting ready to go camping for a week.  We pulled our trailer in front of our house and our 3 year old wants to be in it constantly.  The reason this is so funny is because you have to understand our temperatures.  Yesterday was about 108 degrees.  Our 3 year old comes in with her blanket and her books and says, "I'm sleeping out here tonight"  I told sorry but you can't you have to sleep inside or you might melt. 

Monday, July 5, 2010


I took the girls to the pet store and after we had walked around and seen the cats, kittens, cage animals, fish, and reptiles.  We were making our final stop around the birds when my 3 year old says "OK mom now lets go see the monkeys."  I couldn't stop laughing.  I had to tell her there are no monkeys in the pet store that is at the zoo. 

Monday, June 28, 2010

The Buy Store

On our way home last night the cutest 3 year old tells me she wants some root beer to drink.  I told her we could get some when we get home.  She continues to tell me no I want it from the Buy Store.  I said what is the buy store.  She tells me it is where we bought my root beer from yesterday.  I took her to buy a fountain drink the day before at Maverik so I guess Maverik is now the buy store at our house. 


Last night while trying to get everyone to sleep in my bed of course.  I start hearing good night mom, good night sister on and on for about 2 to 3 minutes.  Then out of her mouth good night myself.  A few minutes after this she started with the I love you mom, I love you sister.  Then once again I love you myself. 


This was funny and sad at the same time.  I had my 2 daughters outside swimming with me.  We were all on a big raft that has chairs around it.  My oldest daughter who likes to irritate the youngest decided she was going to still the little ones seat.  My older daughter was leaning over the backrest away from the younger one.  My youngest daughter climbs up right behind her and bite her butt.  As funny as it was to watch this it was really mean. My youngest didn't even hide what she was doing. 

Sunday, June 27, 2010

So Grown Up

Ok this just cracked me up.  My 3 year old  comes running in crying "mom sister stole my Santa hat,  will you go in and talk to her" she says.   I thought I was talking to an adult who could solve her own problems.  It was so funny.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

The Fan

This one needs a little bit of explaining.  My 3 year old came running into her dad as he was coming out of the bathroom.  She yells I have to go potty.  He say OK lets go, they walk into the bathroom he just came out of.  She tells him "Dad turn the STINK OFF!!!!"

When I got this explanation of what happen my husband says how cute she was that she wanted him to turn off the smell. 
The reality of it was she has associated that every time the fan is on in the bathroom the room stinks. 
All she wanted was for him to turn off the fan. 
I laughed so hard. 

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Fish Taco's

My husband was making taco's my 3 year old came in and told her dad I just want cheese. We had some of the Swedish fish so her dad being funny said do you want fish on your taco. Of course she said yes. This is what we ended up with fish taco's.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010


On the way home last night my 3 year old asked for Bologna and yogurt for dinner.  I asked her if she was pregnant and with a really smug response she says NO!!!!   I just had to laugh who in the world eats Bologna and yogurt together. 

Tuesday, June 1, 2010


My mom is going through a divorce and my husbands dad has been single for as long as I have known him.  My match maker 6 year old told her grandpa that her grandma was getting divorced and that means she would be single.  So how about they get together.  Her grandpa without a moments hesitation said that if he got together with her grandma that would make my daughters mom and dad would be brother and sister.  My daughter thought for only a moment and said ooh gross that is disgusting we can't have that.

Cat's Eyes

We were over visiting with our grandparents and they have a big white cat.  Our sweet little 3 year old wanted to bad to go and play with the cat.  She disappears for a little while and comes back to tell me that the cat has red eyes so that means its EVIL.  I couldn't stop laughing.

Monday, May 17, 2010


My husband took our 3 year old to McDonalds after a doctors appoitment they get to the drive thru and my husband asked her what she wanted to eat.  She says "I want a bologne sandwich."  I just had to ask how the person at the window responded to that one.  I am still laughing.


The 3 year old saw a picture hanging on the wall and asked me why her sister was flying.  Not realizing for a minute what she was talking about her I asked what.  She repeats herself.  Why is my sister flying.  I then noticed the picture and asked isn't she laying down.  She says no she is flying away.
I love a childs perspective.

Friday, May 14, 2010


My 3 year old said last night "Dad you are a fartknocker."
I really have no idea what that means


My 3 year old just asked my mom.  "Grandma how come you have boogers coming out of your nose."

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Honey Birds

A cute little 4 year old just asked his mom if Honey Birds spit out honey.

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Girls Don't Fart

My 3 year old daughter just told my husband and I that girls don't fart only boys do!  I have never laughed so hard especially concidering that she has digestive problems and farts more than any other kid I know.


Addie was laying in bed next to her sister and out of the silence she tells her sister "you are a funny bunny".

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Girl Stuff

My nephew came to stay over the weekend and we only have girls.  It was Addie's birthday and he tells us after she opened all of her presents.  "That is too much girl stuff"

Monday, April 12, 2010

Your Bed

Addie has not slept in her own bed for a long time. Last night she her dad asked her how come she doesn't sleep in her own bed and she told him "that it was not a good idea." She never did directly answer the question.

Underwear Comments

I had just gotten Addie out of the bath tub and we have been trying to potty train for some time now.  I asked her if she wanted underwear on.  She told me "Addie's don't wear underwear".  I couldn't stop laughing.   She then preceeds to tell me that "Addies are not boys nor girls."  So I asked her well what are they.  She says "they are just Addies."

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Clogging the Toilet

I am kicking myself for not taking a picture of this but I didn't get one so I will just explain.
I generally get up earlier than everyone else in our house.  I made a trip for some reason to the girls bathroom and to my suprise the toilet was clear full of tissue. 

My fun 2 year old took a brand new box of kleenex tissues and 1 by 1 put them into the toilet.  I can only imagine how much fun she had doing this. 

So out comes the rubber glove and having to pull them out of the toilet and put them in the trash.  I just have to remind myself how much fun kids really are.

Monday, March 29, 2010


Addie was sitting in the vehicle yesterday with her sister across from her.  They start fighting, her older sister would not let her play with a toy she wanted.  So little Addie tells her much older sister if you don't give that to me now I am going to spank your butt. 

The Swear Words

This was just a funny moment. Yesterday while Addie was with Papa she kept saying shoot over and over.  Papa asked her why she was saying shoot and she said because she wasn't allowed to say SHIT. (for those of you who don't know this has been Addies favorite word and trying to get her to stop has been hard so this story was so funny to me and her dad.)


If I get to HOT will I melt?

* Another Funny From Addie

 Camron and I were laying in bed last night and Addie comes in and wants to lay between us. We both told her NO so she started crying and looks up at me and says. My DAD is making me cry. I asked her why he was and she says because he won't let me lay in the middle so he is making me cry.

Annoying Me

*So tonight from across the room Addie is sitting on the barstool and her dad is at the fridge. She continues to tell ask me is my dad annoying me. I ask her well is he annoying you and she replys. I think YES!

Beeping Trucks

A larger person was backing up from a drinking fountain and my daughter says" Watch out the beeping is going to start".

This one is actually from my oldest daughter when she was little she had just learned that dump trucks beep while they are backing up.  She was also told the reason for the beeping is that alarms other people that a wide load is coming.  It always amazes me the minds of kids.

Sweet Addie

* In the bathroom a larger women came out of the bathroom and she yells Mom thats a really big grandma.  I think the worst part was there was a young women around 15 or so in the bathroom at the time and she started giggling so then Addie decided that she needed to keep going.

She didn't say this with the intentions of being mean.  That is just how her little mind interprets things.  Her grandfather is a bigger man and she loves him to death.

Swipie no Diapie

*Swipie no diapie (from Doras swiper no swiping)
This is hillarious since we are trying to potty train.
To tell a little about this one we were driving home and here my 2 year old is sitting in the back seat with her sister and randomly out that statement comes.  How she managed to rhyme it so well is beyond me.