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Studdering Kitty

I got this emailed to me and thought it was so funny and wanted to share it with everyone.

THE STUTTERING KITTEN


FROM THE MOUTH OF A CHILD...YOU NEVER KNOW.

A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students. She says, "Human beings are the only animals that stutter."

A little girl raises her hand. saying, "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well,'' she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

The teacher exclaimed, "That must've been scary,"

The little girl said, "It sure was. My kitty raised her back, went 'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before she could say 'Shit,' the Rottweiler ate her!"

The teacher had to leave the room.

Wish

My 3 year old just told me you can't wish for me I won't fit under your pillow.

So So So Romantic

My mom took my little girl over the weekend and as she was getting her ready to bring back to my house.  My little girl gets in the back seat of the car and starts talking to herself.  She is explaining "that it would be so awesome if she was buckled in the back seat where she was at and grandma buckled in the front seat driving and that would be so so so romantic."  She is 3 years old and how in the world does she even know that word. My mom was laughing so hard that she had to tell me the story when they got home. 

America's Got Talent YouTube Special - Jackie Evancho

Charlie Bit Me (original)

This is one of our favorite kid moments. 

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