Baby Doll Clothes

Our 3 year old comes running into the kitchen holding a set of baby doll clothes and asked if I would put them on.  I told her no so she ran into her dad and asked the same thing.

I didn't hear her ask her dad and was in another room when I hear here come in and say mom look.

To my very shocking surprise she was wearing the baby dolls clothes. 

I was shocked they actually went on.

Witches Hat

Prickly

My 3 year old is not a very affectionate kid.  So my husbands goes in to tuck her into bed last night and for years she won't give him kisses (or at least they are very few).  My husband asked her if she doesn't like giving kisses.  She says I like giving them to mom.  He said but not me she continues with "no your kisses are prickly"

Christmas Stockings

I was pulling all of the Christmas decorations out of boxes with the help of my 3 year old.  It was time for the stockings I pulled them out and laid them on the floor.  I didn't think anything more until my 3 year old gets the most disgusting look on her face and says oh gross a few seconds later oooohhh gross with her little hand on her nose plugging it.  I said whats gross she pointed to the stockings.  I then explain how these socks were not gross they were for Santa to fill.  That was the end or at least I thought.  The next morning she came into the living room to examine the stockings.  With a look of disappointment she says they are still empty.  Wow what a kid then I had to explain he only fills them on Christmas Eve.  For now she was OK with that answer.

Attitude

My 3 year old comes running in to me with a squirt bottle in her hand and says about her older 7 year old sister.  "mom I think sis is going to have an attitude today, what should we do."