The Buy Store

On our way home last night the cutest 3 year old tells me she wants some root beer to drink.  I told her we could get some when we get home.  She continues to tell me no I want it from the Buy Store.  I said what is the buy store.  She tells me it is where we bought my root beer from yesterday.  I took her to buy a fountain drink the day before at Maverik so I guess Maverik is now the buy store at our house. 

Goodnight

Last night while trying to get everyone to sleep in my bed of course.  I start hearing good night mom, good night sister on and on for about 2 to 3 minutes.  Then out of her mouth good night myself.  A few minutes after this she started with the I love you mom, I love you sister.  Then once again I love you myself. 

Biting

This was funny and sad at the same time.  I had my 2 daughters outside swimming with me.  We were all on a big raft that has chairs around it.  My oldest daughter who likes to irritate the youngest decided she was going to still the little ones seat.  My older daughter was leaning over the backrest away from the younger one.  My youngest daughter climbs up right behind her and bite her butt.  As funny as it was to watch this it was really mean. My youngest didn't even hide what she was doing. 

So Grown Up

Ok this just cracked me up.  My 3 year old  comes running in crying "mom sister stole my Santa hat,  will you go in and talk to her" she says.   I thought I was talking to an adult who could solve her own problems.  It was so funny.

The Fan

This one needs a little bit of explaining.  My 3 year old came running into her dad as he was coming out of the bathroom.  She yells I have to go potty.  He say OK lets go, they walk into the bathroom he just came out of.  She tells him "Dad turn the STINK OFF!!!!"

When I got this explanation of what happen my husband says how cute she was that she wanted him to turn off the smell. 

The reality of it was she has associated that every time the fan is on in the bathroom the room stinks. 

All she wanted was for him to turn off the fan. 

I laughed so hard. 

Fish Taco's

My husband was making taco's my 3 year old came in and told her dad I just want cheese. We had some of the Swedish fish so her dad being funny said do you want fish on your taco. Of course she said yes. This is what we ended up with fish taco's.

Food

On the way home last night my 3 year old asked for Bologna and yogurt for dinner.  I asked her if she was pregnant and with a really smug response she says NO!!!!   I just had to laugh who in the world eats Bologna and yogurt together. 

Divorce

My mom is going through a divorce and my husbands dad has been single for as long as I have known him.  My match maker 6 year old told her grandpa that her grandma was getting divorced and that means she would be single.  So how about they get together.  Her grandpa without a moments hesitation said that if he got together with her grandma that would make my daughters mom and dad would be brother and sister.  My daughter thought for only a moment and said ooh gross that is disgusting we can't have that.

Cat's Eyes

We were over visiting with our grandparents and they have a big white cat.  Our sweet little 3 year old wanted to bad to go and play with the cat.  She disappears for a little while and comes back to tell me that the cat has red eyes so that means its EVIL.  I couldn't stop laughing.