Bologne

My husband took our 3 year old to McDonalds after a doctors appoitment they get to the drive thru and my husband asked her what she wanted to eat.  She says "I want a bologne sandwich."  I just had to ask how the person at the window responded to that one.  I am still laughing.

Flying

The 3 year old saw a picture hanging on the wall and asked me why her sister was flying.  Not realizing for a minute what she was talking about her I asked what.  She repeats herself.  Why is my sister flying.  I then noticed the picture and asked isn't she laying down.  She says no she is flying away.

I love a childs perspective.

FartKnocker

My 3 year old said last night "Dad you are a fartknocker."
I really have no idea what that means

Boogers

My 3 year old just asked my mom.  "Grandma how come you have boogers coming out of your nose."

Honey Birds

A cute little 4 year old just asked his mom if Honey Birds spit out honey.

Girls Don't Fart

My 3 year old daughter just told my husband and I that girls don't fart only boys do!  I have never laughed so hard especially concidering that she has digestive problems and farts more than any other kid I know.

Bunny

Addie was laying in bed next to her sister and out of the silence she tells her sister "you are a funny bunny".